Sunday, July 25, 2010

The last day of the first month of intern year

While making a videophone documentary of our last day at the good ol' HMO hospital:
Me: "How has this month gone for you?"
Intern A: "There are no words..."
Me: "No words that are awesome enough?"
Intern A: "No words that are clean enough."
Me: "Alright, if you had to summarize this month in one word, what would it be? ...it can be an expletive."
(pause)
Intern A: "I don't even know..."
Intern B: "WTF."
Intern A: "Yeah, that's it. WTF."
Me: "I see. Alright. Any advice for the people who come after you?"
Intern A: "RUN."
Me: "Awww... to the codes, right? Be there first."


BEST QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Intern C: "I did a rectal exam, she like farted in my face... I was a little less concerned for obstruction after that."

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