Enchanted Kidneys

FIRST DAY OFF HEME/ONC SERVICE. AHHHhhhhh. RELIEF!!!

The pain of heme/onc was almost a distant memory... until I was paged. By medical records. Once again. To remind me that although I am off the service, although I had finished all my transfer summaries, I still had two DISCHARGE summaries left to go.
...from last week. I have never felt so happy about a d/c summary as I felt after finishing my last summaries for heme/onc. I formally wash my hands of this service!!!

Today I started Nephrology consults. So I am a nephrologist. For the next five days. Except for Friday afternoon, I'll be in my continuity clinic then. It's kind of like how the pumpkin in Cinderella magically turns into a carriage, but only until midnight, when it suddenly and rather alarmingly turns back into a pumpkin. So what I'm trying to say here is that if you have any nephrology questions, you should ask me, but only for the next 3.5 enchanted days!